Sunday, July 10, 2016

I totally forgot about this.

I think that's funny. Not "ha ha" funny...more like "heh" funny. And I mean that there is an audible sound produced, but it's not like, belly laugh funny. You know?

If you can literally count the amount of times that you've found something stupidly, uncontrollably, possibly pants-wettingly funny...well, number one, you're a jaded comedian (sometimes people as funny as professional comedians don't do comedy for a living.  They are extremely rare, and do not include anyone who: (1) does not cite the joke they are repeating [joke stealers];  or  (2) fails to explain out loud or in text that they apologize for a stupid joke they made [e.g.: "I apologize for that joke--no, don't tell me you were about to 'make' that joke, because it's not good. It's the obvious joke, and I don't want to out you as a not funny person. It breaks my heart, and obvious jokes steal pieces of my soul. I am very sorry, and will be sure to yell at you in your face if you EVER think of making the joke everyone is thinking."]. I'm saying that Carl from HR should NOT try stand-up. Or, actually, go to that open mic with him...see what happens...) and two, you are probably nursing a low grade depression (at least).

I actually find most things very funny, but I laugh when the joke surprises me. If you know what I'm talking about at all,  rad.